As pointed out by a concerned friend…
…there could be a valid reason to be concerned about Chunker’s motives. Her earlier defensiveness, which I interpreted as desire to remain cuddled on my lap out of love and devotion for me could be, in reality, the fact that she believes she is involved in a relationship with my awesome Plaid Bell Bottom Fleece pants.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*SOB*