Butt Falling off Syndrome – Little Known, Little Understood
I’m sitting here on an ice pack and I’m cold. Plus, I decided I’m sleepy so I’m drinking an ice cold Dr. Pepper. Few people truly understand the echoing ramifications of Butt Falling Off Syndrome, the layers of complexity it adds to daily life, how simple routines become, truly, a pain in the a$$.
The serious lack of information available to the public is about to change! I am thrilled and proud to announce that I have been named the BFOS National Spokesperson by the Asses of the World Club and the National BFOS Ass., which have recently joined forces to better combat this little known issue.
You, too, could be suffering from BFOS and not even know it! But now there is hope. After months of hard work by many dedicated little people, we are revealing –
HERE! NOW!
ON MY WORLD FAMOUS BLOG FOR BOTH OF YOU TO SEE!
OUR NEW POSTER, TO BE DISTRIBUTED NATIONALLY!
(Don’t you think the pics of me turned out well?)
(my mom is going to be SO proud!!)
(if you print this and bring it to my next fan club meeting I’ll autograph it for you. $2 ea.)
*CLICK ON THE POSTER FOR A LARGER VIEW
Run. Dog. Cat. Cat. Me. 
I need to join BFOS anonymous… 😉
Oh, no! So sorry!
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