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Zombie Update

I’m sitting here in Prescott, another abfab beautiful morning with the mourning doves cooing and the spoiled brat of a scrub jay turning his rotten nose up at my offering of the watermelon rind but happily eating all of mom’s peanuts the little sh*t.  Not that I’m bitter.  Stupid bird.  (Interesting side note: watermelon left out in the Arizona sun with -12% humidity turns into a substance quite similar to dried gorilla glue.)

I haven’t run since Thursday – been a little busy this past week but more on that later when I’ve had time to ruminate – and I will head out soon for a jog.  It will be interesting to see if I’ve managed to finally acclimate to the altitude.  Hopefully so, I need to keep up my stamina and fitness because you never know when the zombies will show up and I for sure intend to be ahead of the rest of you all when we have to run from them.  Probably I need to start incorporating a bit of speed work too.  I bet the adrenaline will help once it kicks in, though.  Hopefully the rest of you have been pretty stressed lately and your adrenal systems are shot.  I mean that in the most helpful and positive way possible.

So anyway, the zombies, as you know:  you never know when they may show up.  This morning, however, I found a very helpful post on FB and I wanted to share it with both of you because I’m like that, generous, thoughtful, caring, selfless.

Apparently what you need to do is find a really cute innocent little kitty and offer it as a sacrifice to the zombies:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and if that doesn’t work, you might try renting a baby:

So…I’m there for ya, got your back, always ready to help a friend.

Ciao – gotta RUN!

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8 thoughts on “Zombie Update

  1. Awesome. I saw a thing in a magazine lately that said, “I work out because I know I would be the first one killed in the Hunger Games.” Cool. Have to tell you–I’ve watched the Henri videos three times. They are genius–thanks for sharing!

  2. Rule #1… C A R D I O!!! But don’t ever forget the double tap or all the cute kitty sacrifices will be worthless

  3. I’m finishing the Hunger Games trilogy. Rich is a GoT junkie. Between us we are every possible demographic!

    • Yep, HG is next on my list, but I’ve only started the 3rd GoT so I’ve got awhile before I get to them. Plus I keep stopping the book and looking up the back stories on the GoT characters…or looking up the ones I’ve forgotten in the intervening 87 pages since they were introduced.

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