Run. Dog. Cat. Cat. Me.

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Meh.

Mom finally went outside for a run, I’m so happy!  I’m getting kind of tired of her hogging the computer, I haven’t gotten to surf online for days.  You have to go look at this page.  it’s my very favorite.  stupid dog pictures

the other day she went to Swim which is someplace she goes to that makes her mumble about ‘crazy’ and ‘stupid’.   I don’t think she’s really stupid.  she’s crazy, tho.  anyway, she finally went to Swim and I got to visit online with my new friend Mr. Daggumett.  Mom always walks around saying daggumett where are my keys? and daggummett where is my phone? and I never knew who daggummett is, or why he has all mom’s keys and phone and stuff, but now I know he lives in the computer box mom talks to all the time. I looked at the computer box and it is not very big. I don’t know how so many people fit in it. And cats and dogs, too. I know they live in it because I see their pictures. Mom got me and Mo and Murphy out of the computer box. She saw our pictures and said, I *heart* that kitty and then we popped out of the computer box and live in a house now. Mo is especially happy because before he lived in the computer box he lived all by himself in some trees outside on the Green Way and he could have been eaten by a bobcat. But he wasn’t.

I never met a cat named Bob.

Also Murphy got in trouble which made it an even better day. Mom said Murphy is a dipshit and also that whenever dad comes home Murphy has to show his co-hoenees. I don’t see anyone else around him so I don’t know who his co-hoenees are but maybe they are invisible. First he saw dad come in the house so he started barking like an idiot and made Mo run under the bed for thirtyseven hours. Then he ate my food and mom got real mad and said Murphy youdipshitthatfoodcoststwentysevendollarsabag.

I asked murphy what’s a dollar and he said he doesn’t know but he thinks they taste like cat food.

I love mom even though she is a bit challenged with communication.  the other day I wanted to play in the water at the Sink.  I love to play in the water at the Sink.  Sometimes I don’t play with it. I just look at it, so clear and smooth and soft and watery

sometimes I just look at it…

just looking at the water, so pretty….

mom says CHUNK!  dammit! and then she turns it off!  Then she mumbles about water running for the past hour and dollars.  What cat food has to do with water I don’t know.

so anyway I wanted to play with the water in the Sink and she walked into the bathroom so I patted her on the arm, HEY!  LADY!  I want to play with the WATER!

She said, oh, little Munker, your paw is so soft and you are so cute.

So I patted her on the other arm, HEY!  LADY!  I want to play with the WATER!

She said, Munker, I just love you, you are so sweet.

idiot.  she’s an idiot.

Oh rats.  she’s back, I hear her.  I’d better go rub on her leg and see if she’s been seeing other cats.

If you find any good pictures of stupid dogs send them to me.

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12 thoughts on “Meh.

  1. I so love this! Thank you for cheering me up! 🙂

  2. Oh and I love those stupid dog pictures! 😉 hehehe…

  3. i am ate munths old end i eet stix but i kan tipe now!!! stoopid qat.

    all mi luv,
    maya

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