chunker is a suck up
i didn’t drool on mom’s shoes. i just kinda licked them a little bit.
chunk thinks she is so smart but mom got out the heating pad to sit on and then chunk ran over and jumped up on mom’s lap and fell asleep in about 13 seconds. i knew she would do that. so now mom can’t get up because chunk is asleep on her lap. so now i get to write stories.
this is a good story. there was a bird that came in our yard and i barked at it and it flew away. then, i peed on the grass where the bird was.
see? yeah. dumb bird.
this is a good story too. mom made carrots. me and mom love carrots. she chops them up chopchopchop and then she says ooops! and the carrot falls on the floor! then i get a carrot and she gets a carrot. then she chops carrots more and another one falls on the floor! i love it! i love it! i jump and catch it and it never lands on the floor because i am so fast! chomp chomp!
then i run in a circle and then i see momo and i chase him! hahahaha we run and run and i bark and bark.
oops. mom just said MURPHYTYOUDIPSHITQUITBARKING
which that means. um. i’m not sure.
i’ll just wag my tail and look at her. i think that’s what it means.
yep. that worked. then she said, murphy you are so crazy.
that means i love you.
i love you too mom!
Run. Dog. Cat. Cat. Me. 
U AR MY HE-RO
ALL MI LUV,
MAYA
i love you to, maya!
murphy