With friends like this…
I just lost 4-1/2 minutes of my life – minutes I will never get back, mind you – with huge thanks to my BRFF “Elizabeth” whose name has not been changed because I don’t have to protect the innocent in this case, because she is not innocent. She robbed me of 4-1/2 minutes of my life, at the minimum several thousand of my brain cells, and even using copious amounts of Visine I cannot get the image of John Mayer prancercizing out of my eyeballs. When I blink it’s burned into my retinas as though I stared at a John Mayer eclipse without using a pinhole in a piece of cardboard. At least I had coffee to drink while I wasted my life away. And since I can’t run I guess I do have more time to waste now.
First, Dear Elizabeth posted this, titled “Get Ready For The Weirdest 1 Minute 41 Seconds Of Your Life” and they were not kidding. I kept watching thinking at some point it would make sense. It was a bit like the time my daughter, about 2-1/2 years old, came to me exclaiming urgently “ixwerveyfloo”. “What, honey?” “!!ixwerveyfloo!!” “!!ixwerveyfloo!!” and despite my repeated requests to point to it, take me to it, show it to me, we never did determine what/where “!!ixwerveyfloo!!” was, or if she’d just created a nonsense word. Perhaps this video should be titled “!!ixwerveyfloo!!” but you’ll just have to watch it to decide.
Welcome to the internet – three people actually ‘liked’ the post.
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Charles Congratulations! You have found the end of the intraweb
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Matt What did I just watch… I feel weird, like I’m supposed to die by a falling piano after seeing this. Or maybe I’m misinterpreting something and I’m supposed to eat an orange slice…. (as I watch again to affirm I actually watched what I think I watched…)
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Anne I feel like I just finished an acid trip…
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Lori Well, I’ll be thinking about that the rest of the day…
- Elizabeth He’s obviously Prancercising. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JJk-crw2zo
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John Mayer trots out Prancercise for his new single.
DO YOU SEE THAT UP THERE ^^^^?? DID YOU WATCH THAT VIDEO? JOHN MAYER and PRANCERCIZING! I’M BLIND AND I CAN’T SEE.
- Paula That would qualify as both a WTH and WTF? Ha!
- Elizabeth How about a little of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r4xYqhc3Ns
Run. Dog. Cat. Cat. Me. 
LOL totally worth losing a few minutes of your life 😉
it was! Then he floats away on the balloons. Don’t you wish you could meet the people who thought that up?
*like* …..I think…
hahaha! Even I can’t make this sh*t up!
You, dear lady, are twisted… and I like that in a person! I need to send you some of the more fun links I’ve discovered in 20+ years of web surfing. Some of it may explode your brain….
No exploding Brain, I have little enough of it left as is…
Elizabeth was cracking me up with these videos. The first one, I wouldn’t open at first because I thought it was a real man. Then when it wasn’t a real man it was almost creepier but I still couldn’t quit laughing.
I wasn’t sure if I should “Like” that or not…pretty sure the NSA is watching that one….lol
….and no…I would NOT want to meet the people who that that b*&%# up…cause that would mean I was in the loony bin….
hahahaha
eh – it could be too late …
LOL!
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This is obviously a disturbed person with a shaky hold on the niceties of society.
Thanks for making me laugh. I have a teenaged daughter at home who shows me things like this all the time, yet somehow the bizarre well of video never seems to dry up as we have learned from your friend Elizabeth! 🙂
The monkeys are by far my fave, although weird naked guy bears an uncanny resemblance to a body building friend of mine . . . . Must see what he’s been up to lately . . . !!!
So glad I found your blog!
Laura
thanks so much! Yeah, the naked guy was weird, at first I wouldn’t open it because I thought it was a real person, but I knew Elizabeth would not do something like that in case her son would see it.
Just now this is what I saw my site stats page:
1,200
comments
YOU were my 1,200th comment! Who knew?? I would have guessed about 200 comments, not 1200!!
That’s awesome!!! Maybe “1200” is relevant for me somehow, too??? Hhhmmmm . . . Lottery? Mysterious check in the mail? Somebody left me $1200.00 in their will? 🙂 Congratulations!
Oh, I hope so! I’m going with money for you! 🙂