I just lost 4-1/2 minutes of my life – minutes I will never get back, mind you – with huge thanks to my BRFF “Elizabeth” whose name has not been changed because I don’t have to protect the innocent in this case, because she is not innocent. She robbed me of 4-1/2 minutes of my life, at the minimum several thousand of my brain cells, and even using copious amounts of Visine I cannot get the image of John Mayer prancercizing out of my eyeballs. When I blink it’s burned into my retinas as though I stared at a John Mayer eclipse without using a pinhole in a piece of cardboard. At least I had coffee to drink while I wasted my life away. And since I can’t run I guess I do have more time to waste now.
First, Dear Elizabeth posted this, titled “Get Ready For The Weirdest 1 Minute 41 Seconds Of Your Life” and they were not kidding. I kept watching thinking at some point it would make sense. It was a bit like the time my daughter, about 2-1/2 years old, came to me exclaiming urgently “ixwerveyfloo”. “What, honey?” “!!ixwerveyfloo!!” “!!ixwerveyfloo!!” and despite my repeated requests to point to it, take me to it, show it to me, we never did determine what/where “!!ixwerveyfloo!!” was, or if she’d just created a nonsense word. Perhaps this video should be titled “!!ixwerveyfloo!!” but you’ll just have to watch it to decide.
Charles Congratulations! You have found the end of the intraweb
Matt What did I just watch… I feel weird, like I’m supposed to die by a falling piano after seeing this. Or maybe I’m misinterpreting something and I’m supposed to eat an orange slice…. (as I watch again to affirm I actually watched what I think I watched…)
Anne I feel like I just finished an acid trip…
Lori Well, I’ll be thinking about that the rest of the day…
- Elizabeth He’s obviously Prancercising. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JJk-crw2zo
DO YOU SEE THAT UP THERE ^^^^?? DID YOU WATCH THAT VIDEO? JOHN MAYER and PRANCERCIZING! I’M BLIND AND I CAN’T SEE.