This morning I worked out with Killer and then did three (very) slow miles in the heat, continuing my efforts to acclimate to heat. At least I finally found my shuffle so I could listen to some tunes while I gasped for air. Another notch in the got ‘er done column!
We celebrated the fourth last Saturday, had friends and family over and enjoyed tooling around the lake before the fireworks and then parking the pontoon near the display for a great view. The neighborhood association puts on a very good show and the kids loved it. I’m not sure what you call your husband’s cousin’s child (umptythird twice removed?) – at four years of age she was the highlight for the adults as she screamed after every explosion that “THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!” This kind of attitude could someday ruin some poor guy’s honeymoon but I’m not going there. B’ster, on the other hand, being 2-1/2 years old, was very excited right up the first BOOMPOW when he immediately glued himself to his mother and attempted to return to the womb. Hands over his ears he stated quietly, “I don’t like fireworks.” Obviously he got nothing of his mother’s or his Moggie’s blood, thank you Little Baby Jesus in the straw, and instead, happily, seems to be exactly like his patient, quiet, and understated father and Poppa. My daughter and I are fully capable of being patient, quiet and understated any time we are under full anesthesia, so I do think we need some credit, however small it may be.
Murph and Chunk had a great time. Chunk was hounded mercilessly by three little girls and the B’ster which serves her completely right since she has been very full of herself lately, shoving all my things off my desk, walking repeatedly, slowly and regally across my keyboard causing some poor member’s name to be transposed to John Poihylkuyoiuaah – and won’t his momma be surprised that he is Hawaiian when she could have sworn he was born at the Memorial Hospital in Menomonie, WI to her (of Irish decent) and the hubs, Mr. Smith, whose grandparents were from the upper Cotswolds?
Murphmeister – abused as a pup, apparently – has an issue with men. He mostly hates them for the first five minutes he meets them, then after repeatedly barking at the decibel level of a sonic boom and occasionally doing a fake rush at the now terrified male he decides he loves them and slavishly follows them about. A while ago hubs thought it would be a good idea to quietly slip the petrified male visitor a ‘cookie’ (as they are called in our house) in order to make the dog like the guy. Now Murphy associates new males with barking wildly and cookies so he barks more, and longer, in an attempt for more cookies. His thought process is, apparently, “I barked until the guy peed himself, got a cookie. How far can I take this?” He was in heaven, barking and eating cookies. Fourth of July is now his favorite holiday. Fireworks? Not a problem. By that point he was in a stuffed tummy stupor asleep on my bed and if a drunk guy had tried to climb in the window…useless. As he was before when the drunk guy tried to climb in the window.
Today it’s a quiet one. Traitor is probably celebrating his sorry a$$ off in Brooklyn, Other Traitor is probably working HAHAHAHA because they don’t celebrate the 4th of July in Brazil (and I don’t care to hear either of you mention Carnival since I’ve already told him any beautiful Brazilian lady he might fall in love with is moving to America and their mom can come visit here.)
There’s some fireworks. Won’t that look nice walking down the aisle at St. Mary’s?
Google images has ruined many lives. Hold on a minute, I think I’m hyperventilating.
It took me a while to book tickets to Brazil for 12 months. I had to find an apartment too, and it was hard to get one that close, but I managed to get next door to him. Bet that will be a happy surprise when he finds out his momma is his neighbor! Makes me smile just to think of his joy.
Murphy and Chunkster enjoy my blog. They read it all the time, apparently. That surprised me until I remembered how well Chunk can work the keyboard. I guess she’s able to pull up my posts. Since they are so excited about the fourth of July and all the fun I thought I should draw a picture of the excitement around our house today. I know I’ve been remiss in making pictures lately so I took extra time with this one, I think it captures quite truthfully the extent of their enthusiasm and I hope you enjoy it.
Happy 4th of July!! Many (very sincere) thanks to all those who risk their own lives so I can sit at this desk and write a bunch of stuff that has no redeeming value.